Friday, 30 April 2010

It's not that I Hate Work.......

...It's just that I hate work!  and annoying people... and people with no manners....etc, but apart from that I'm really tolerant.  Besides, I really shouldn't be there.  Let's face it, do I look like i want to be there?  Well okay sometimes I might do, (cos, smileing's good, right?)  But honestly, I don't want to be there. and beside's which, no one else is as nice as me... so they get to work with someone nice  (ME), and I get to work with them.  It's a little unfair.

Wednesday, 7 April 2010

Theres nothing wrong with being a little overweight...

Well lets face it ... food is kind of nice :)  And once you've done the I'm slim and everybody fancies me thing it can get a little boring (just joking lol, no one ever fancied me :)  (Just Joking again .... somebody must have .......)

But back to food..... it's nice and it's meant to be eaten:)) so what's wrong with being large, so long as yr not large and miserable.... ok , so being a right pig, and being totally slim and ravishing still would be a good option.... but come on who needs to be slim, unless you need to fit into small spaces.....

oh yeah, remind me to go on a diet when i've finished eating chocolate.....

There are 2 things i want to do....

Draw and Write.....
And do I do either? ha... Nope! I work in McDonalds.... naturally as resident supermodel you understand :)  But it really isn't terribly challenging... unless you count not being wound up by the spotty teenager who is busy grassing you for being 5 mins late from your break.  I'm merely jealous that i'm not a spotty teenager,  (well just the teenager part really, you can keep the spots.) but then I guess I'm quite happy with merely being amazing.....  And i'm still childish enough to try to annoy :)  Only the annoying of course...

Well of course I still ate them.....

I told you we were poor right?  Besides, once you got past the incredibly burnt cheese on the top they weren't too bad really, not if you're staving anyway.

A Wise Man Once Told Me.....

A wise man once told me, "never lie in your blog", well, actually , thats a lie, he told my sister, and I obviously have no idea if he was wise or not... I mean, he could have been a complete fool for all I know. but any way back to lieing.... I really have no idea what this means and Me???? Lie???   Now, would I?..... Naturally I have copied  the idea of this blog thing from my sister.  Well I did after all spend all of my formative years copying her... So naturally the fact that I am broke and poor (Yes I know it is the same thing) etc, is all her fault.. Had she been more industrious in school I may have copied her in that :).  I did after all name all my toys after hers........ with minor differences like her brown doll became my blonde doll, Although Big Doll did become Big Doll too.  She wasn't too inventive with her names but I appear to have been less so.   My remaining toys were even less fortunate in names, (These were the ones Helen didn't have similar for me to copy) they were monkey and teddy and rabbit etc.

But anyway that was then....

And now I have burnt the Nachos!!!!.... Yes, yes I know you can't burn Nacho's..... but I can okay, and believe me the are totally ruined :(